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Sizeism = like racism, only against people who aren't a size two or four.


Lauren Barnholdt


#lauren-barnholdt #sizeism #racism

a) he's late. b) he's acting like an asshole and blowing me off. c)he's gotten into a horrible car crash that's left dead. The most likely answer is A. (We went to prom together, and the limo had to wait in his driveway for half an hour. At the end of the night, we got charged for an extra hour. He- read: his parents- paid for it, but still.)


Lauren Barnholdt


#breakup #danger #ex #road-trip #breakups

I've been taking batting practice in my barn where nobody can see me, so I may be better than anyone thinks.


Garth Brooks


#barn #batting #been #better #i

The moon is brighter since the barn burned.


Matsuo Basho


#brighter #burned #moon #since

Barney's Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said "Eat your peas." Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney's Mom never found out where he'd gone, Cause Barney didn't tell her. There his dad spent his life eating mice and gruel With every bite for fifty years he was sorry he'd been cruel


Bill Watterson


#calvin-and-hobbes #life

Well, honey, I had the million dollar houses, I had the car, I had the horse, I had the barn; I had everything. Was I set free? I didn't even know what that meant.


Taylor Dayne


#car #dollar #even #everything #free

A lot of people would be embarrassed to admit that they were on 'Barney', but I embrace the fact. I just had such a wonderful time doing that show. I learned what a camera and prop is, and all that. I learned my manners too, so I guess that's a good thing!


Selena Gomez


#admit #barney #camera #doing #embarrassed

You need to have a home to go back to, whether it's a hotel room or a barn. It's only home when he's there.


Genevieve Gorder


#barn #go #home #hotel #hotel room

From 1961 to 1965 Barney and I had not seen another UFO.


Betty Hill


#barney #had #i #seen #ufo

Before long, I'll have my own channel - I'll be like Barney.


David Hasselhoff


#before #channel #i #like #long






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