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After listening to Rick Santorum, I'm now for late-term abortions (say up to age 53).


Quentin R. Bufogle


#birth-control #presidential-election #rick-santorum #women-s-rights #age

I consider seeing my 30th birthday an accomplishment. You know, not many midgets live to be this tall.



Jarod Kintz


#birthday #birthdays #funny #height #humor

There was a charm in being reborn into the world when one was old enough to appreciate it.


Thomm Quackenbush


#birth #rebirth #age

I erupt from the dark, crushing tunnel into a flash of light and noise. A new kind of air surrounds me, dry and cold, as they wipe the last smears of home off my skin. I feel a sharp pain as they snip something, and suddenly I am less. I am no one but myself, tiny and feeble and utterly alone. I am lifted and swungthrough great heights across yawning distances, and given to Her. She wraps around me, so much bigger and softer than I ever imagined from inside,and I strain my eyes open. I see Her. She is immense, cosmic. She is the world. The world smiles down on me, and when She speaks it’s the voice of God, vast and resonant with meaning, but words unknowable, ringing gibberish in my blank white mind.


Isaac Marion


#birth #unique #beauty

He feels a second pang now for the existence of perfection, the stubborn existence of perfection in the most vulnerable of things and in the face of his refusal-logical-admirable refusal-to engage with this existence in his heart, in his mind. For the comfortless logic, the curse of clear sight, no matter which string he pulls on the same wretched knot: (a) the futility of seeing given the fatality in a place such as this where a mother still bloody must bury her newborn, hose off, and go home to pound yam into paste; (b) the persistence of beauty, in fragility of all places!, in a dewdrop at daybreak, a thing that will end, and in moments, and in a garden, and in Ghana, lush Ghana, soft Ghana, verdant Ghana, where fragile things die.


Taiye Selasi


#childbirth #fragility #ghana #life #philosophy

At my last birthday party I had fun and really let myself go. Literally. I opened the cages where I keep my clones and I let myself go, all 333 versions of myself.


Jarod Kintz


#absurdity #birthday #clones #change

Birth and death: there was the same consciousness of heightened existence and of her own elevated importance


J.K. Rowling


#death #j-k-rowling #the-casual-vacancy #death

Men must endure Their going hence, even as their coming hither. Ripeness is all.


William Shakespeare


#death #maturity #wisdom #death

The Church does not dispense the sacrament of baptism in order to acquire for herself an increase in membership but in order to consecrate a human being to God and to communicate to that person the divine gift of birth from God.


Hans Urs von Balthasar


#birth #catholicism #christianity #faith #god

The best date I’ve ever been on was March 5th, 1982, the year I was born. For as long as I live, I’ll never forget that date.



Jarod Kintz


#birth #birthday #born #date #dating






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