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One thing I’d learned in life was that women could bitch about their men until they were blue in the face and you could listen and nod and offer support. But you never as in never said something bad about a woman’s man no matter how much she bitched or how much he may deserve it. It always came back to haunt you.


Kristen Ashley


#life

But as my anger waned, I realized I was feeling something else, too: a sense of power and pride in knowing that I had been the supermom for the weekend. I was the one who had kept everything under control. I was I who'd made sure that the kids were picked up on time, took showers each night, at a vegetable for at dinner. I felt as thought I could have done the whole thing myself. The package was complete: anger and pride.


E.S. Maduro


#anger

Many people lack the basic equipment to be in a relationship and there's nothing you can do to change it. You can't take a skunk and dip it in perfume and hope it becomes a puppy. Eventually, the perfume will wear off and you'll still have a skunk on your hands.


Sherry Argov


#self-respect #why-men-love-bitches #change

Fortunately, among werewolf women, the word "bitch" is not offensive. I was having a lot of fun with that. "Hey there, bitches!" I called as I came through the door. "What are my favorite bitches up to today?


Molly Harper


#bitches #humor #vampires #werewolf #werewolves

You're earlier than expected, and appear to have gotten through the day without destroying any article of clothing. I must note this event down on my calendar." "Bitch when I'm late, bitch when I'm early. You could go pro on the bitching circuit.


J.D. Robb


#summerset #death

I can understand bitchiness in any language.


Richelle Mead


#humor #retort #richelle-mead #snarkiness #age

She didn't care that people called her a bitch. 'It's just another word for feminist,' she told me with pride.


Gayle Forman


#funny #if-i-stay #funny

Some girls want to be a princess when they grow up. I wanted to be in a bad bitch girl gang.


Natalia Kills


#bitch #funny #funny

And you are the girl's bitch, forever.


Alison Goodman


#eona #forever #funny #ido #yuso

Your pants are unseasonably bitch. I beg your pardon. Excuse me, madam, but you are sitting on my erection.


Jarod Kintz


#erection #funny #funny






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