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#books

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #books




I blew that clay pigeon to smithereens. I don't know why Mum got so upset. According to Uncle Andrew she's a crack shot herself. But she says I'm too young. What I'd like to know is how old does a person have to be before they get to do all the fun stuff? ↗


— R.L. LaFevers


#humor #supernatural #humor

the Real-World was a sprawling mess of a book in need of a good editor. ↗


— Jasper Fforde


#humor #life #philosophy #reading #humor

The true reader reads every work seriously in the sense that he reads it whole-heartedly, makes himself as receptive as he can. But for that very reason he cannot possibly read every work solemly or gravely. For he will read 'in the same spirit that the author writ.'... He will never commit the error of trying to munch whipped cream as if it were venison. ↗


— C.S. Lewis


#books #criticism #humor #interpretation #literature

Some people read books on musicians, while I read music books. Not books on music, but literally books full of sheet music. Fascinating reading. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#humor #music #musicians #reading #humor

When a book and a head collide and a hollow sound is heard, must it always have come from the book? ↗


— Georg Christoph Lichtenberg


#humor

I put the books I was returning on the appropriate desk, and I began looking at the shelves of new arrivals. Most of them were some permutation on self-help. Going by how popular these books were and how often they were checked out, everyone in Bon Temps should have become perfect by now. ↗


— Charlaine Harris


#humor #library #humor

... The Book is more important than your plans for it. You have to go with what works for The Book ~ if your ideas appear hollow or forced when they are put on paper, chop them, erase them, pulverise them and start again. Don't whine when things are not going your way, because they are going the right way for The Book, which is more important. The show must go on, and so must The Book. ↗


— E.A. Bucchianeri


#books #creative-process #creativity #editing #editing-humor

I've never met a bug that hasn't made me jump. ↗


— Denise Dowling Mortensen


#kids-books #picture-books #humor

Betsy returned to her chair, took off her coat and hat, opened her book and forgot the world again. ↗


— Maud Hart Lovelace


#escape #imagination #libraries #library #reading

Books are the ultimate Dumpees: put them down and they'll wait for you forever; pay attention to them and they always love you back. ↗


— John Green


#love






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