#bout

Honestly we never lied to people about who we were. Usually the wackier interviews came to pass because the interview subjects, aware that we were Comedy Central, just wanted to get their stories out. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#aware #because #came #central #comedy

I know a lot about a few things - mostly useless things. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#few #few things #i #know #lot

I wish I had played team sports. I think every kid should. Teamwork builds character - teaches people about leadership and cooperation. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#builds #character #cooperation #every #had

It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict. ↗

— Mo Rocca

#conflict #dissent #easier #issues #jokes

Half the lies our opponents tell about us are untrue. ↗

— Boyle Roche

#half #lies #opponents #our #tell

When I hear people talk about juggling, or the sacrifices they make for their children, I look at them like they're crazy, because 'sacrifice' infers that there was something better to do than being with your children. ↗

— Chris Rock

#because #being #better #children #crazy

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself. ↗

— Chris Rock

#funny #know #only #others #something

Here's what I knew about doing a play: I knew it would make me a better actor. ↗

— Chris Rock

#actor #better #better actor #doing #here

I could care less about what people think. I'm a Devil Without A Cause. ↗

— Kid Rock

#care #cause #could #devil #i

I bought a book of Mark Twain quotes. That's about my speed. I'll read a couple quotes and put it down. ↗