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We are together with the British and Americans because one should fight terror. But we are not going to pay the price for it by endangering Israel and its citizens. ↗


— Ariel Sharon


#british #citizens #endangering #fight #going

World War II had been such a tremendous success story for this country that the political and military leadership began to assume that they would prevail simply because of who they were. We were like the British at the turn of the 19th century. ↗


— Neil Sheehan


#assume #because #been #began #british

I'm a guy who loves my family, and we're probably only going to have a couple of more babies. I have the rest of my life to play the British Open. ↗


— Webb Simpson


#british #british open #couple #family #going

The United States dollar took another pounding on German, French and British exchanges this morning, hitting the lowest point ever known in West Germany. ↗


— Gordon Sinclair


#british #dollar #ever #exchanges #french

Just as the British subject loves England despite her faults, so we must insist that all Germans who were part of the old Germany and helped shape her, recognize the greatness and worthiness of present-day Germany. ↗


— Gustav Stresemann


#despite #england #faults #germans #germany

Although the Chinese had used opium as a medicine, there was no widespread addiction before the British arrived. ↗


— Robert Trout


#although #arrived #before #british #chinese

As for the United States' future in Afghanistan, it will be fire and hell and total defeat, God willing, as it was for their predecessors - the Soviets and, before them, the British. ↗


— Mohammed Omar


#before #british #defeat #fire #future

More recently, during a debate in the House of Lords in 1978 one of the members said: "If there is a more hideous language on the face of the earth than the American form of English, I should like to know what it is." (We should perhaps bear in mind that the House of Lords is a largely powerless, nonelective institution. It is an arresting fact of British political life that a Briton can enjoy a national platform and exalted status because he is the residue of an illicit coupling 300 years before between a monarch and an orange seller.) ↗


— Bill Bryson


#english #humor #politics #life

Henry Denton: You Brits really don't have a sense of humor do you? Elsie: We do if something's funny, sir. ↗


— Julian Fellowes


#humor #funny

But, of course, you might be asking yourself, 'Am I a feminist? I might not be. I don't know! I still don't know what it is! I'm too knackered and confused to work it out. That curtain pole really still isn't up! I don't have time to work out if I am a women's libber! There seems to be a lot to it. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?' I understand. So here is the quick way of working out if you're a feminist. Put your hand in your pants. a) Do you have a vagina? and b) Do you want to be in charge of it? If you said 'yes' to both, then congratulations! You're a feminist. ↗


— Caitlin Moran


#feminism #humor #humor






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