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Whether you're gay or straight, with a physical disability, your skin's a different color, it's absurd in this age to not be aware and be concerned of the inequity in rights.


Carson Kressley


#age #aware #color #concerned #different

I'm a firm believer in absolute honesty.


Frank Langella


#believer #firm #firm believer #honesty #i

Conventional dogmas, even if endowed with the authority of an Aristotle - ancient or modern - must be tested vigorously. If they are found wanting, we need not bother with them. But if they are found to be substantially correct, we may not overlook them.


Norman Lamm


#aristotle #authority #bother #conventional #correct

Love walked in the door like a dusty cowboy, and I looked that cowboy dead in his eyes and said, “I thought I shot you.” And his eyes never blinked, wavered, or watered as he said, “You did. You shot me in the leg. But you can’t kill love that easily. And today you’re going to learn how deadly Love can be.” That was over four years ago, and I’m still alive. So that was his plan all along, to serve me up a super slow death. Sort of like torture, only imperceptible and more pleasant.


Jarod Kintz


#cowboy #funny #humor #love #age

I was rubbing the pieces of bacon like they were strands of a lover’s hair. Of course they weren’t, because all my exes had hair like scrambled eggs.


Jarod Kintz


#bacon #funny #humor #love #surreal

Today's preoccupation with physical theories of everything takes a wrong turn from the purpose of science - to question all things relentlessly. Modern physics has become like Swift's kingdom of Laputa, flying absurdly on an island above the earth and indifferent to what is beneath.


Robert Lanza


#absurdly #all things #become #beneath #earth

I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.


Jerry Seinfeld


#i #look #married #me #one thing

I absolutely refuse to reveal my age. What am I - a car?


Cyndi Lauper


#age #am #car #i #refuse

The subsistence mentality of a person is a prison in which his personal joy is detained. If you want to live in joy, you don't live for yourself alone. Live for others too!


Israelmore Ayivor


#detain #egoism #food-for-thought #generous #happiness

I've been & am absurdly over-estimated. There are no supermen & I'm quite ordinary, & will say so whatever the artistic results. In that point I'm one of the few people who tell the truth about myself.


T. E. Lawrence


#absurdly #am #amp #artistic #been






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