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Calvin:"It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...what do you suppose that means?" Television: "...it means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet


Bill Watterson


#karl-marx #philosophy #television #religion

Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.


Bill Watterson


#guilt #problems

Calvin: Today for show and tell, I've brought a tiny miracle of nature: a single snowflake! I think we might all learn a lesson from how this utterly unique and exquisite crystal turns into an ordinary, boring molecule of water just like every other one when you bring it into the classroom. And now, while the analogy sinks in, I will be leaving you drips and going outside...


Bill Watterson


#miracle #snowflake #nature

I've been thinking Hobbes" "On a weekend?" "Well, it wasn't on purpose


Bill Watterson


#purpose

You know, sometimes the world seems like a pretty mean place.' 'That's why animals are so soft and huggy.


Bill Watterson


#bill-watterson #calvin-and-hobbes #hugs #progress

I'm a misunderstood genius." "What's misunderstood?" "Nobody thinks I'm a genius.


Bill Watterson


#genius #misunderstood #genius

Don't be amazed if you see my eyes always wandering. In fact, this is my way of reading, and it is only in this way that reading proves fruitful to me. If a book truly interests me, I cannot follow it for more than a few lines before my mind, having seized on a thought that the text suggests to it, or a feeling, or a question, or an image, goes off on a tangent and springs from thought to thought, from image to image, in an itinerary of reasonings and fantasies that I feel the need to pursue to the end, moving away from the book until I have lost sight of it. The stimulus of reading is indispensable to me, and of meaty reading, even if, of every book, I manage to read no more than a few pages. But those few pages already enclose for me whole universes, which I can never exhaust.


Italo Calvino


#calvino #if #italo #night #on

Barney's Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said "Eat your peas." Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney's Mom never found out where he'd gone, Cause Barney didn't tell her. There his dad spent his life eating mice and gruel With every bite for fifty years he was sorry he'd been cruel


Bill Watterson


#calvin-and-hobbes #life

I was Versace's muse, I was Valentino's muse, I was Alaia's muse, Lancetti's muse, Calvin Klein's, Halston's. I could go on and on.


Janice Dickinson


#could #go #i #klein #muse

If I had rolled along with the strip's popularity and repeated myself for another five, 10 or 20 years, the people now 'grieving' for 'Calvin and Hobbes' would be wishing me dead.


Bill Watterson


#another #calvin #calvin and hobbes #dead #five






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