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Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.


Bill Watterson


#life

If God absolutely and pretemporally decrees that particular persons shall be saved and others damned, apart from any cooperation of human freedom, then God cannot in any sense intend that all shall be saved, as 1 Timothy 4:10 declares. The promise of glory is conditional on grace being received by faith active in love.


Thomas C. Oden


#calvinism #election #god-s-love #jesus #salvation

Barney's Dad was really bad so Barney hatched a plan when his dad said "Eat your peas." Barney shouted no and ran Barney tricked his mean old dad and locked him in the cellar Barney's Mom never found out where he'd gone, Cause Barney didn't tell her. There his dad spent his life eating mice and gruel With every bite for fifty years he was sorry he'd been cruel


Bill Watterson


#calvin-and-hobbes #life

Calvin was very clever. We did the pictures and made the commercial, and that really worked.


Kate Moss


#clever #commercial #did #made #pictures

The way Calvin's brain is wired you can almost hear the fuses blowing.


Bill Watterson


#humor #humor

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!


Bill Watterson


#calvin-and-hobbes #comic #comic-strips #comics #hobbes

True wisdom consists in two things: Knowledge of God and Knowledge of Self.


Jean Calvin


#faith #faith

We should consider that the brightness of the Divine countenance, which even an apostle declares to be inaccessible, (1Ti 6: 16) is a kind of labyrinth — a labyrinth to us inextricable, if the Word do not serve us as a thread to guide our path; and that it is better to limp in the way, than run with the greatest swiftness out of it.


John Calvin


#christianity #the-bible #theology #religion

You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.


Bill Watterson


#calvin-and-hobbes #luck #bad

When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.


Bill Watterson


#funny #humor #lemons #life #funny






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