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A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do.


Bill Watterson


#calvin #calvin-and-hobbes #procrastination #procrastination

I say if a novelty Christmas song is funny one time, then it is funny every time. - Calvin


Bill Watterson


#calvin #calvin-and-hobbes #funny #song #funny

Their Christian walk was such that it convinced even their most bitter foes of the sincerity and wholeheartedness of their faith and practice. The foes saw faith working powerfully through love, demonstrated in their straightforward business dealings, charitable deeds to the poor, visiting and comforting the sick and oppressed educating the ignorant, convincing the erring, punishing the wicked, reproving the idle, and encouraging the devout. And all this was done with diligence and sensitivity, as well as joy, peace, and happiness, such that it was obvious that the Lord was truly with them.


Willem Teellinck


#business

Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.


Bill Watterson


#hobbes #humor #intelligence #humor

I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.


Bill Watterson


#humor #life #humor

True wisdom consists in two things: Knowledge of God and Knowledge of Self.


Jean Calvin


#faith #faith

Thus it is that we may patiently pass through this life with its misery, hunger, cold, contempt, reproaches, and other troubles - content with this one thing: that our King [Jesus] will never leave us destitute, but will provide for our needs until, our warfare ended, we are called to triumph.


John Calvin


#life

We should consider that the brightness of the Divine countenance, which even an apostle declares to be inaccessible, (1Ti 6: 16) is a kind of labyrinth — a labyrinth to us inextricable, if the Word do not serve us as a thread to guide our path; and that it is better to limp in the way, than run with the greatest swiftness out of it.


John Calvin


#christianity #the-bible #theology #religion

I spent two weeks prancing around a studio in Queens in my underwear with nine other guys. They were long days. But what the hell, it was Calvin Klein.


Michael Bergin


#calvin #calvin klein #days #guys #hell

Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.


Clarence Darrow


#came #corner #ever #greatest #greatest man






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