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You gave too much rein to your imagination. Imagination is a good servant, and a bad master. The simplest explanation is always the most likely. ↗


— Agatha Christie


#occams-razor #simplicity-imagination #imagination

Easy for you to say. You're the one who got plowed. I was doing the plowing." Cam's mouth opened. Oh my God, did I really just say that? I had. ↗


— Jennifer L. Armentrout


#cam #funny #haha #jennifer-l-armentrout #lol

I’ve been using the same razor since Occam (William of Ockham) shaved off his beard of excessive assumption. My morning routine is always the same. I wake up, brush my teeth, shower, shave, then I put on my goat costume and go flirt with the shepherd girl who lives in the mountains not far from my cave. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#flirt #flirtation #funny #occam-s-razor #routine

Okay, gang," I said, "according to blueprints, there's an elevator access panel on the east side of the building. We may get a little dirty, but—" "I thought we'd just go through the doors," Liz said, flashing three beautifully engraved invitations and some wonderfully authentic fake IDs. The tickets were $20,000 each. The Secret Service had been vetting the guest list for weeks, so Bex and I stopped beneath a streetlamp and studied Liz. "Do I even want to know where you got those?" I asked. Liz seemed to ponder it, and then she said, "No. ↗


— Ally Carter


#cammie #evil #funny #liz #beauty

Far away, I can hear Mouflon, our last sheep, bleating in the dark. I wonder if Annie is still out to protect her, still scouring the woods in barefoot pursuit of those dogs. I feel sorry for Annie, alone with a rabid pack of her own delusions. I feel sorrier for Mouflon. She's alone with Annie. ↗


— Karen Russell


#karen-russell #sleep-away-camp #home

Was it a camp?" Daniel asked. Sean nodded. "A naturist camp." "Maya will feel right at home", Corey said from his spot on a wooden lawn chair. Daniel sputtered a laugh and Sean tried to hide his. "Naturist, not naturalist," I said. "It means nudist." Corey leaped up and spun. "You mean old, naked butts sat on those chairs? ↗


— Kelley Armstrong


#humor-funny #home

Even more blood welled up and spilled down his arm, splattering onto the ground. “Camille’s carpet,” Magnus protested. “It’s blood,” said Will. “She ought to be thrilled. ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#camille-belcourt #humor #magnus-bane #will-herondale #humor

On page 607, alluding to the end of my first marriage (and carefully remembering to state that that's none of his business), he very sweetly says that I 'might leave a wife, but not a friend.' Nice try. Neat smear. But he shouldn't be so sure.... ↗


— Christopher Hitchens


#friends #marriage #sidney-blumenthal #smear-campaign #wives

You have to be very rich to afford Labour, with 66 tax rises since they came in power. ↗


— John Redwood


#came #labour #power #rich #rises

Schoolwork came easy to me. I learned to play piano effortlessly. I was coasting. ↗


— Trent Reznor


#easy #effortlessly #i #learned #me






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