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Dear Alec and Magnus, How are you? Everything's just fine here. Thanks for you postcard with the picture of the Taj Mahal. It looks nice. Disregard my last few postcards. I see I overdid it. To make it up to you, I'm going to redecorate Magnus's loft for free. -Izzy ↗


— Cassandra Clare


#isabelle-lightwood #magnus-bane #postcards #magnus-bane

They were different colors: the right one blue, the left green. And her face in the light of the candle on the table startled me at first, just as it had in the icy night air. After seeing it on the street, I was afraid I had only imagined it: a still, luminous face with a silvery sheen. Finely hewn, with a long, straight nose and a wide mouth, it was nearly identical to another face, which I had photographed years before. Not on a person, bu on the fragment of a frieze I found in some ruins near Verona, The frieze, which depicted a band of musicians, had once been shadowed beneath a cornice high on the temple of Mercury, god of magic. Belonging to one of the musicians, it was a riveting face - like a puzzle that could not be solved - which I had never found, or expected to find, on a living woman. ↗


— Nicholas Christopher


#faces #love #magic #reincarnation #verona

Ms. Fang is the nicest, sweetest teacher at Scary School. She only ate twelve kids last year. ↗


— Derek The Ghost


#funny #horror #humor #scary #school

Francesca took a navy blue sheath from a hanger and held it up. "This is darling, Gabriel. Don't you love it? You're right, I think we need to concentrate on much more feminine articles of clothing." He reached around her and fingered the soft material. "Where is the rest of it?" He was very serious, his dark eyes searching her face for signs she was teasing. ↗


— Christine Feehan


#christine-feehan #funny #funny

If you ever put a student at this school in danger again-' 'Oh, I thought you Gallagher Girls were immune to danger.' Despite the hundred girls the filled the foyer, no one moved or gasped or tried to defend our honor. We stood silently, waiting for our headmistress to say, 'Oh, we are quite used to being underestimated, Agent Townsend. In fact, we welcome it. ↗


— Ally Carter


#gallagher-girl #humor #humor

Injuries heal, but wrinkles are the scars of time. ↗


— Bauvard


#healing #humor #injuries #scars #wrinkles

Friend, we are well met indeed. I think we are a pair of fools and that we should hasten to Nildren's Peak, where I shall buy ye such a dinner as even your great frame will find sufficient. And then we shall see who can drink the other under the table. Is that good by ye? ↗


— Ian Livingstone


#barbarians #carl-sargent #dwarves #funny #ian-livingstone

We're all headed for the junkyard. But not me. When that time comes, I'm crashing into the car dealership. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #humor #junkyards #trash #funny

Hardly anything is made of wood anymore. Nature has provided us with far more durable materials. Carpentry is as obsolete as rainforests. ↗


— Bauvard


#funny #humor #nature #rainforests #wood

HUGH: …I was hit by a man driving a Japanese car. JESSICA: The scoundrel! How dare he not buy American. ↗


— Bauvard


#cars #funny #hit-and-run #humor #japanese






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