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Jacinta never told Penelope that she loved her. The nurse knew that those who really love, love in silence, with deeds and not with words.


Carlos Ruiz Zafón


#love #shadow-of-the-wind #silence #words #love

Do you ever lose the ego?” Westford asks me. “Yeah.” When his daughter kisses me, my ego flies out the window.


Simone Elkeles


#conversation #ego #westford #conversation

Just so you know, I’m goin’ to enlist.” “I’m proud of you. But why?” I groan against the pain but manage to give him a half smile. “I want to make sure Kiara’s got a boyfriend who has more to offer than a hot bod and a face that could make angels weep.


Simone Elkeles


#conversation #dick-westford #conversation

And just so you know for the future, I like my double-chocolate chip cookies warm and soft in the middle...and without magnets glued to them." "Me, too. When you decide to bake me some, let me know.


Simone Elkeles


#alex #brittany #carlos #carlos-fuentes #fuentes

Necesitaba un cómplice, y eso es lo que eres tú. Un aliado en mi vida. Me salvaste, me protegiste, me ayudaste, me liberaste cuando menos sabía de qué santo colgarme.


Xavier Velasco


#complices #puedo-explicarlo-todo #vida

I will be better in Monte Carlo than I was in Phoenix. If I can't win maybe I will lead 50 laps.


Jean Alesi


#carlo #i #laps #lead #maybe

There's an album by Antonio Carlos Jobim - the album with 'The Girl From Ipanema.' That's the most seductive music ever.


Harry Connick, Jr.


#antonio #carlos #ever #girl #most

I am the red wheelbarrow of communism. William Carlos Williams wrote a poem about me.


Jarod Kintz


#misunderstanding #poem #poetry #william-carlos-williams #change

Dear Disney Cruise Line, I would very much like to go on one of your cruises, but I have certain accommodations that need to be made before I book my trip. I need a room large enough to comfortably fit a king-size bed, as well as a king (Juan Carlos of Spain). Juan is afraid of people and will only come aboard incognito. He will be arriving in the costume of a small cat and answers to the pseudonym of “Mr. Fizzlebush.” He will need his litter box changed daily, the finest dry cat food, and fourteen bottles of your finest champagne (he is royalty, after all). His Majesty Juan Carlos is not to be touched, but should he decide to lick a crew member’s face, he or she will be expected to kneel and grovel at His Majesty’s paws. I hope you won’t turn your back on a royal customer. We look forward to sailing with you soon. Thank you, Jarod Kintz


Jarod Kintz


#cats #disney #funny #incognito #juan-carlos

I'm brilliant as well as skilled," he said modestly. "It's a great burden, all of that on top of my angelic good looks. But I try to soldier on as best I can.


Jim Butcher


#humor #vanity #humor






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