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In the past, I would’ve listed things such as common interests, mutual attraction, worldliness, and higher education. My freedom above all else. If I had found love, it would have had to be the kind that overwhelmed and overpowered all else. I passed a hand between Ray and Me. “Once you told me that this,” I said “is a beginning.” I searched his face. "But how do you know, Ray? How do you know it’s the beginning of something good?” “I know.” His breath was warm on my face as he moved in closer.” Because someday, you’re bound to forgive yourself. ↗


— Ann Howard Creel


#education

So many things were testing his faith. There was the Bible, of course, but the Bible was a book, and so were Bleak House, Treasure Island, Ethan Frome and The Last of the Mohicans. Did it then seem probable, as he had once overheard Dunbar ask, that the answers to riddles of creation would be supplied by people too ignorant to understand the mechanics of rainfall? Had Almighty God, in all His infinite wisdom, really been afraid that men six thousand years ago would succeed in building a tower to heaven? ↗


— Joseph Heller


#catch- #faith

Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods. ↗


— Christopher Hitchens


#atheism #cats #dogs #food #god

Reality doesn't impress me. I only believe in intoxication, in ecstasy, and when ordinary life shackles me, I escape, one way or another. No more walls. ↗


— Anaïs Nin


#escape #freedom #intoxication #reality #freedom

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats. ↗


— Lemony Snicket


#humor

If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are. Style. That's what people remember. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#humor #life #humor

Technically, I am unarmed. But no one should ever underestimate the harm that fingernails can do. Especially if the target is unprepared. ↗


— Suzanne Collins


#collins #humor #katniss #humor

Meow” means “woof” in cat. ↗


— George Carlin


#cats #dogs #humor #language #humor

You see? I know where every single book used to be in the library.' She pointed to the shelf opposite. 'Over there was Catch-22, which was a hugely popular fishing book and one of a series, I believe. ↗


— Jasper Fforde


#catch- #humor

I know God won't give me anything I can't handle. I just wish he didn't trust me so much. ↗


— Mother Teresa


#christianity #god #inspirational #religion #inspirational






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