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Dewey sent him, I thought, when I saw those eyes. ↗


— Vicki Myron


#dewey #true-love #inspirational

Cats will amusingly tolerate humans only until someone comes up with a tin opener that can be operated with a paw. ↗


— Terry Pratchett


#men

Rousseau pounced. Men who dislike cats were tyrannical: "They do not like cats because the cat is free and will never consent to become a slave. ↗


— Robert Zaretsky


#jeanjacquesrousseau #men

Cats, like men, are flatterers. ↗


— Walter Savage Landor


#flattery #men #men

The cat's asleep; I whisper "kitten" Till he stirs a little and begins to purr-- He doesn't wake. Today out on the limb (The limb he thinks he can't climb down from) He mewed until I heard him in the house. I climbed up to get him down: he mewed. What he says and what he sees are limited. My own response is even more constricted. I think, "It's lucky; what you have is too." What do you have except--well, me? I joke about it but it's not a joke; The house and I are all he remembers. Next month how will he guess that it is winter And not just entropy, the universe Plunging at last into its cold decline? I cannot think of him without a pang. Poor rumpled thing, why don't you see That you have no more, really, than a man? Men aren't happy; why are you? ↗


— Randall Jarrell


#men

My name is Two Dogs Wink While Chewing. It’s not an Indian name, nor one that reflects my cat-loving nature. 
 ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#dogs #love

The nature of the universe probably depends heavily on who is the actual protagonist. Lately I've been suspecting it's one of my cats. ↗


— Wil McCarthy


#nature-of-things #point-of-view #protagonists #universe #nature

To a Vase "How do I break thee? Let me count the ways. I break thee if thou art at any height My paw can reach, when, smarting from some slight, I sulk, or have one of my crazy days. I break thee with an accidental graze Or twitch of tail, if I should take a fright. I break thee out of pure and simple spite The way I broke the jar of mayonnaise. I break thee if a bug upon thee sits. I break thee if I'm in a playful mood, And then I wrestle with the shiny bits. I break thee if I do not like my food. And if someone they shards together fits, I'll break thee once again when thou art glued. ↗


— Henry N. Beard


#elizabeth-barrett-browning #humor #art

We...we could be friends.' We COULD be rare specimens of an exotic breed of dancing African elephants, but we're not. At least, I'M not. ↗


— Neil Gaiman


#friends #sarcasm #dance

I've found that the way a person feels about cats-and the way they feel about him or her in return-is usually an excellent gauge by which to measure a person's character ↗


— P.C. Cast


#character






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