#ch

To choose ways of not acting was ever the concern and scruple of my life. ↗

— Fernando Pessoa

#choose #concern #ever #life #my life

Man must search for what is right, and let happiness come on its own. ↗

— Johann Pestalozzi

#happiness #man #must #own #right

Anyone who thinks there's safety in numbers hasn't looked at the stock market pages. ↗

— Irene Peter

#anyone #hasn #looked #market #numbers

Just because everything is different doesn't mean anything has changed. ↗

— Irene Peter

#anything #because #changed #different #everything

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#accomplished #employees #incompetence #level #reached

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#american #changed #child #force #immovable

Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#choose #democracy #free #get #man

If I had eyebrows like two rainbows, I’d probably make love like a leprechaun. But it’s cool, because with that pot of gold, I’d have plenty of money to pay the prostitute.
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— Jarod Kintz

#bizarre #eyebrows #funny #gold #humor

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#fortune #knocks #misfortune #more #much

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#about #each #heredity #other #parents