#che

A guy friend and I went to California Pizza Kitchen, and a group of pretty girls came over to us and said, 'You guys are gay, right?' ↗

— Chad Michael Murray

#came #friend #gay #group #guy

I learned life from some good teachers. ↗

— Eddie Murray

#good teachers #i #learned #life #some

If the Republicans get control back of the United States Senate, we will no longer have a check and balance on the White House, on the Republican Congress. ↗

— Patty Murray

#balance #check #congress #control #get

Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar. ↗

— Edward R. Murrow

#bar #because #end #halfway #just

Was Islam spread by them through force and coercion? No. They preached Islam by personal example. ↗

— Pervez Musharraf

#example #force #islam #personal #preached

Their spirituality was in nature, even though Emerson was a preacher on the pulpit, he ended up going out into nature for direct, face-to-face communication with God, if you want to call all of this creation part of God. ↗

— Story Musgrave

#communication #creation #direct #emerson #ended

Yeah, well I think anyone who likes fast cars will love the Tesla. And it has fantastic handling by the way. I mean this car will crush a Porsche on the track, just crush it. So if you like fast cars, you'll love this car. And then oh, by the way, it happens to be electric and it's twice the efficiency of a Prius. ↗

— Elon Musk

#car #cars #crush #efficiency #electric

I like jazz, but I could never play it. You just sit there with a guitar the size of a Chevy on your chest, wearing a stupid hat, playing the same solo for an hour. ↗

— Dave Mustaine

#chevy #could #guitar #hat #hour

Megadeth is a legend, and I'm not gonna cheapen it like some of these bands that keep going long after they should. ↗

— Dave Mustaine

#bands #cheapen #going #gonna #i

Shouts of dismay rose as the red flesh splattered against the table. It was only a tomato, but one would think I was pulping a decaying heart by the noise the big, strong FIB officers were making. ↗

— Kim Harrison

#rachel #funny