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#chicken

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #chicken




When your mama was the geek, my dreamlets," Papa would say, "she made the nipping off of noggins such a crystal mystery that the hens themselves yearned toward her, waltzing around her, hypnotized with longing.


Katherine Dunn


#chicken #family #first-sentence #freaks #family

Books allow you to take flight, unlike the chicken wings I stapled to my back before eating them. 



Jarod Kintz


#chicken #eating #flight #food #imagination

You know, I remember Career Day in high school. I remember plumbers and lawyers... I don't remember a booth where you could sign up to learn how to shoot chickens out of a cannon at the windshield of an airplane, 'cause there would have been a line at my school to do that!


Jeff Foxworthy


#been #booth #cannon #career #cause

It's sheer torture. I have to be up with the chickens every day and go to work on my body. I hate it, but I do it.


Eva Gabor


#chickens #day #every #every day #go

Sometimes we used to eat once a day... chicken backs. You could buy four chicken backs for a quarter.


Raul Julia


#buy #chicken #could #day #eat

Given the opportunity, under the right conditions, two cells from wildly different sources, a yeast cell, say, and a chicken erythrocyte, will touch, fuse, and the two nuclei will then fuse as well, and the new hybrid cell will now divide into monstrous progeny. Naked cells, lacking self-respect, do not seem to have any sense of self.


Lewis Thomas


#cell #cells #chicken #conditions #different

Regard it as just as desirable to build a chicken house as to build a cathedral.


Frank Lloyd Wright


#build #cathedral #chicken #desirable #house

I don't eat chicken abortions!


Cecily von Ziegesar


#chicken-abortions #gossip-girl #humor #humor

Isn't Bunson's training evil geniuses?" "Yes, mostly." "Well, is that wise? Having a mess of seedling evil geniuses falling in love with you willy-nilly? What if they feel spurned?" "Ah, but in the interim, think of the lovely gifts they can make you. Monique bragged that one of her boys made her silver and wood hair sticks as anti-supernatural weapons. With amethyst inlay. And another made her an exploding wicker chicken." "Goodness, what's that for?" Dimity pursed her lips. "Who doesn't want an exploding wicker chicken?


Gail Carriger


#humor #humor

I left Chicago many years ago to move to California. You can't help but live a healthy lifestyle here if you want to fit in. I find myself eating chicken and salad and chicken and salad and salad and chicken, like a monk.


James Belushi


#california #chicago #chicken #eating #find






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