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#children

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I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#beards #children #dada #funny #funny-quotes

Instead of being presented with stereotypes by age, sex, color, class, or religion, children must have the opportunity to learn that within each range, some people are loathsome and some are delightful. ↗


— Margaret Mead


#being #children #class #color #delightful

The value of marriage is not that adults produce children, but that children produce adults. ↗


— Peter De Vries


#aging #children #marriage #maturity #parenting

33 old people went into a nursing home, and only 34 people came out alive. One old woman died while giving birth to twins. 
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— Jarod Kintz


#age #birth #bizarre #child #children

There were a lot of these middle-aged single types in the neighborhood, shipwrecked by every kind of catastrophe, but she was one of the few who didn't have children, who lived alone, who was still kinda young. Something must have happened, your mother speculated. In her mind, a woman with no child could be explained only by vast untrammelled calamity. Maybe she just doesn't like children. Nobody likes children, your mother assured you. That doesn't mean you don't have them. ↗


— Junot Díaz


#childlessness #children #singles #women #age

I was the ref. I was the ref they didn’t know about. Deaf and dumb. Invisible as a wall. I wanted no one to win ↗


— Roddy Doyle


#divorce-separation-children #age

Children who paddle where the ocean bed shelves steeply Must take great care they do not, Paddle too deeply.' Thus spake the awful aging couple Whose heart the years had turned to rubble. But the little children, to save any brother, Let it in at one ear and out at the other. ↗


— Stevie Smith


#advice-to-young-children #children #age

Mr. Trask, do you think the thoughts of people suddenly become important at a given age? Do you have sharper feelings or clearer thoughts now than when you were ten? Do you see as well, hear as well, taste as vitally? ↗


— John Steinbeck


#memory #philosophy #time #age

I guess when you'd lived as long, and pondered as much, as Old Tom had...a game of hopscotch could be more profound than village politics or gossip. ↗


— Linda Medley


#children #giants #gossip #profound #wisdom

The only difference between a grown-up's mistake and a child's is the size of the consequence. ↗


— Teresa R. Funke


#courage #inspiration #mistakes #world-war-ii #courage






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