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The only bright spot in the entire evening was the presence of Kevin "Tubby" Matchwell, the eleven-year-old porker who tackled the role of Santa with a beguiling authenticity. The false beard tended to muffle his speech, but they could hear his chafing thighs all the way to the North Pole. ↗


— David Sedaris


#christmas #humor #santa #humor

We lose our soul, to find our life. ↗


— Joanne Crisner


#inspirational #loss #lost #inspirational

The marriage of a Jewish son is a bittersweet prospect. There is relief, always, that he has navigated the tantalizing and plentiful assemblies of non-Jewish women to whom the children of the Diaspora are inevitably exposed: from the moment he enters secondary school there is the constant anxiety that a blue-eyed Christina or Mary will lure him away from the tribe. Jewish men are widely known to be uxorious in all the most advantageous ways. And so each mother fears that, whether he be short and myopic, boorish or stupid or prone to discuss his lactose intolerance with strangers, whether he be blessed with a beard rising almost to meet his hairline, he is still within the danger zone. Somewhere out there is a shiksa with designs on her son. Jewish men make good husbands. It is the Jewish woman's blessing as a wife, and her curse as a mother. ↗


— Francesca Segal


#humor #judaism #marriage #sons-and-mothers #design

I think that the best thing we can do for our children is to allow them to do things for themselves, allow them to be strong, allow them to experience life on their own terms, allow them to take the subway...let them be better people, let them believe more in themselves. ↗


— C. JoyBell C.


#children #fatherhood #growing-up #inspirational #inspirational-life

হে বন্ধু! হাত জোড় করে বলি, শিশুকে ভালোবাসতে শেখো; তোমার শিশুকে এবং সকল মানবশিশুকে। ↗


— Abu Taher Misbah


#children #loving #love

Life would be perfect if monster would stop farting. ↗


— David Chuka


#humor #jokes #monsters #life

If you really care about somebody, sometimes the best way to love them is to let them go. ↗


— mellyberry


#inspirational #inspirational

It's the witching hour once more- When the Muse comes out to play. He calls me through that magic door- Where galaxies of worlds await! ↗


— Belle Whittington


#indie-authors #indie-books #inspirational #writing #writing-books

Your job as a parent is not to make your child's way smooth, but rather to help her develop inner resources so she can cope. ↗


— Ellyn Satter


#love

By loving them for more than their abilities we show our children that they are much more than the sum of their accomplishments. ↗


— Eileen Kennedy-Moore


#accomplishment #achievement #child #children #children-and-parents






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