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Frank tugged again with no luck. Even Hazel was trying not to laugh. Frank grimaced with concentration. Suddenly, he disappeared. On the deck where he’d been standing, a green iguana crouched next to an empty set of Chinese handcuffs. “Well done, Frank Zhang,” Leo said dryly, doing his impression of Chiron the centaur. “That is exactly how people beat Chinese handcuffs. They turn into iguanas.


Rick Riordan


#frank-zhang #iguanas #mark-of-athena #percy-jackson #rick-riordan

There are two kinds of travel: first class and with children.


Robert Benchley


#travel #luck

Nearly' only counts in horseshoes and hand-grenades.


Neil Gaiman


#failure #luck #near-hits #near-misses #nearly

The demon stopped its frantic attempts to escape. It stared at the glitter and began to pant, fingers twitching in anticipation. More twitching. Faster than she'd expected, it zoomed up to the sparkles, despite the danger. She snagged the fiend right before it picked up the last one, and dropped the Magpie into the cup. Instead of a flood of swear words or the offer of a favor, she heard a long, tortured sigh. Then it sat, sorting the glitter into piles by color. Now she'd seen everything.


Jana Oliver


#jana-oliver #riley-blackthorne #torture

Goodfellow?” Glitch stared at Puck nervously. “Robin Goodfellow?” “Oh, look at that, he’s heard of me. My fame grows.” Puck snorted and leaped off the roof. In midair, he became a giant black raven, who swooped toward us with a raucous cry before dropping into the circle as Puck in an explosion of feathers. “Ta-daaaaaaaaaa.


Julie Kagawa


#fame

The part that kills me is that you already know. I already told you everything!


Stephenie Meyer


#moon

If you can't say "Fuck" you can't say, "Fuck the government.


Lenny Bruce


#fuck #government #profanity #censorship

I feel like I should probably ask you to leave. But I don’t really want you to go. I want you to stay, but I know you shouldn’t. - Hope


Rachel Gibson


#romance #gospel

God had brought me to my knees and made me acknowledge my own nothingness, and out of that knowledge I had been reborn. I was no longer the centre of my life and therefore I could see God in everything.


Bede Griffiths


#been #brought #centre #could #everything

Show me someone without an ego, and I'll show you a loser.


Donald Trump


#ego






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