#cloth

Sense of humor is important in life, not just in clothing. How boring to live a life in beige. ↗

— Jean Pigozzi

#clothing #how #humor #important #just

I wear women's leggings under my clothes, but no lingerie. ↗

— Dennis Rodman

#i #lingerie #under #wear #women

Armani's clothes are beautiful and modern and I love him. ↗

— Claire Forlani

#beautiful #clothes #him #i #i love

They were without clothes before I got there, and they were without clothes when I left. ↗

— Jock Sturges

#clothes #got #i #left #were

And you know, the baby boomers are getting older, and those off the rack clothes are just not fitting right any longer, and so, tailor-made suits are coming back into fashion. ↗

— Amy Irving

#any #baby #baby boomers #back #boomers

I met this wonderful girl at Macy's. She was buying clothes and I was putting Slinkies on the escalator. ↗

— Steven Wright

#clothes #escalator #girl #i #met

My forehead is starting to get wrinkled, but you’d hardly notice it because all the wrinkles in my shirt would distract your attention from my face. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#clothing #shirt #wrinkles #age

After getting dressed at warp speed, I actually managed to drive all the way to high school before I realized I'd forgotten my morning coffee. Mystery, intrigue, and naked dreams aside, that didn't bode well for my chances at making it through the morning without killing myself. Or someone else. ↗

— Jennifer Lynn Barnes

#coffee #dressed #forgotten #killing #naked

ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith. ↗

— Ambrose Bierce

#blacksmith #clothing #humor #war #humor

The elegance is as physical, as moral quality that has nothing common with the clothing. You can see a countrywoman more elegant than one so called elegant woman. ↗

— Karl Lagerfeld

#clothing #country #countrywoaman #designer #elegance