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We look up to see if it is day or night. If stars burn cool and moon does shine, we take to smoke divine and wine. If breath of sun does belch its heat, we boil coffee and prepare to eat.


Roman Payne


#coffee #day #drinking #eat #food

I sit in places like Costa Coffee in Banstead and write rubbish. I need a deadline. I think about the 44 tour dates and keep imagining standing in front of all these people. Then every day I write 15 jokes minimum.


Tim Vine


#coffee #dates #day #deadline #every

My parents both had Oxford degrees, they read important books, spoke foreign languages, drank real coffee and went to museums for pleasure. People like that don't have fat kids: they were cut out to be winners and winners don't have children who are overweight.


Arabella Weir


#both #children #coffee #cut #degrees

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.


Mae West


#coffee #cup #double #double meaning #i

Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.


Earl Wilson


#better #break #coffee #come #may

Monday ushers in a particularly impressive clientele of red-eyed people properly pressed into dry-cleaned suits in neutral tones. They leave their equally well-buttoned children idling in SUVs while dashing to grab double-Americanos and foamy sweet lattes, before click-clacking hasty escapes in ass-sculpting heels and polished loafers with bowl-shaped haircuts that age every face to 40. My imagination speed evolves their unfortunate offspring from car seat-strapped oxygen-starved fast-blooming locusts, to the knuckle-drag harried downtown troglodytes they’ll inevitably become. One by one I capture their flat-formed heads between index finger and thumb for a little crush-crush-crushing, ever aware that if I’m lucky one day their charitable contributions will fund my frown-faced found art project to baffle someone’s hallway.


Amanda Sledz


#beige #coffeehouse #rich-people #suv #age

I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it's in a rainbow or on a coffee mug or on a happy face.


Chris Kattan


#face #fan #fun #green #happy

I brought you some coffee.” he held out the cup but she waved it away. “I hate that stuff. It tastes like feet.” At that he smiled. “How would you know what feet taste like?” “I just know.” -Luke and Clary, pg.209-


Cassandra Clare


#coffee #food-critics #funny #luke #food

I sipped my own coffee, heavy on the sugar and cream, trying to make up for the late work the night before. Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups.


Laurell K. Hamilton


#cerulean-sins #coffee #sugar #food

I don't drink coffee I take tea my dear I like my toast done on one side ..." (Englishman in New York)


Sting


#food #likings #preferences #tea #toast






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