#coffee

I don't really like coffee, she said, but I don't really like it when my head hits my desk when I fall asleep either. ↗

— Brian Andreas

#humor #story-people #work #humor

I don't have any particular rituals, I sometimes like to write in longhand when I'm searching for ideas but I do the vast majority by typing, I can't always keep up with my thoughts longhand. I'm not a coffee shop writer because I feel obliged to order more coffee and then I end up over-caffeinated. ↗

— Erin Morgenstern

#any #because #coffee #end #feel

I never worked in a coffee shop and I don't drink coffee, so I never thought I would become a coffee pusher on TV. ↗

— Scott Patterson

#coffee #drink #drink coffee #i #never

My couch is coffee-colored. I can thank Starbucks and clumsiness for that. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#coffee #couch #funny #funny

Why are we inspired by another person's courage? Maybe because it gives us the sweet and genuine surprise of discovering some trace, at least, of the same courage in ourselves. ↗

— Laurence Shames

#courage

Starbucks represents something beyond a cup of coffee. ↗

— Howard Schultz

#coffee #cup #represents #something #starbucks

Coffee is a warm drink that fosters friendship and tastes great. What more is there to life? ↗

— Kevin Sinnott

#art

The only time I drink milk is when I drink coffee. I make love the same way—contributing 2% as I just sort of lay there.
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— Dark Jar Tin Zoo

#funny #humor #love #milk #sex

It's early on a beautiful winter morning. The house is quiet. The sun is shining. I'm thankful. I'm happy. My cup runneth over. Now there's coffee everywhere. ↗

— Mindy Levy

#comedy #funny #humor #beauty

I just bought a can of brown paint. It’s more expensive than coffee, but I really hit the wall after I chug it. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#change