#come

It wasn’t enough that I had to worry about playing well and winning the game, but I also had to deal with possibility that one of my teammates could be dragged off the field by the inhabitants of the mental hospital. ↗

— Weston Locher

#comedy #essays #funny #hilarious #humor

You can’t keep bitch-slapping your creativity, or it’ll run away and find a new pimp. ↗

— George Meyer

#creativity #humor #humor

Love is a two-way street constantly under construction. ↗

— Carroll Bryant

#humor-relationships #love #romantic-comedy #romanticism #humor

Love is as we will it to be." ~ Amunhotep El Bey ↗

— Amunhotep El Bey

#funny #humorous-quotations #inspirational-quotations #lol #motivational-quotations

It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea. ↗

— Robert Anton Wilson

#changing #conservative #idea #liberal #only

People come up to me... concerned... that I'll reproduce. ↗

— Emo Philips

#concerned #i #me #people #reproduce

It takes a lot to become a foster parent. ↗

— Rosie O'Donnell

#foster #lot #parent #takes

All big changes of the world come from words. ↗

— Marjane Satrapi

#changes #come #words #world

Virtue is reason which has become energy. ↗

— Karl Wilhelm Friedrich Schlegel

#energy #reason #virtue #which

Nothing can come of nothing. ↗

— William Shakespeare

#nothing