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If you go down as a comedian's comedian, that's basically meaning other comedians are hopefully feeling that you're doing okay.


Eddie Izzard


#comedian #comedians #doing #down #feeling

They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.


Mike Judge


#down #ever #give #honest #humor

I never want to be called the funniest Indian female comedian that exists. I feel like I can go head-to-head with the best white, male comedy writers that are out there. Why would I want to self-categorize myself into a smaller group than I'm able to compete in?


Mindy Kaling


#best #called #comedian #comedy #compete

Almost every college playwright or sketch or improv comedian was sort of aware of Christopher Durang - even kids in high school. His short plays were so accessible to younger people and I think that was inspirational to me.


Mindy Kaling


#almost #aware #christopher #college #comedian

I wanted to do - there was this film called 'Magic' that Anthony Hopkins did. And the director wanted me. The writer wanted me. Joe Levine said no, I don't want any comedians in this.


Gene Wilder


#anthony hopkins #any #called #comedians #did

The light. The light is so bright that all that remains is you and the darkness. You can feel the audience breathing. It's like holding a gun or standing on a precipice and knowing you must jump. It feels slow and fast. It's like dying and being born and fucking and crying. It's like falling in love and being utterly alone with God; you taste your own mouth and feel your own skin and I knew I was alive and I knew who I was and that that wasn't who I'd been up till then. I'd been so far away but I knew I was home.


Russell Brand


#performance #love

There really is no Johnny Carson anymore. There is no one place a comedian can appear and explode.


Tom Leykis


#appear #carson #comedian #explode #johnny

The comedians I liked were Bill Cosby and Steven Wright, like just always as a comedic actor. I always liked Gary Larson, who's really funny for a cartoonist, obviously.


Demetri Martin


#always #bill #cartoonist #comedians #comedic

I don't make much distinction between being a stand-up comic and acting Shakespeare - in fact, unless you're a good comedian, you're never going to be able to play Hamlet properly.


Ian Mckellen


#acting #being #between #comedian #comic

It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren't there that are alive.


Bob Saget


#comedians #enough #enough people #everyone #how






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