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They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.


Mike Judge


#down #ever #give #honest #humor

You can't do anything to be funny. That's cringeworthy. If your humor comes out of a place of love every time, you don't make the joke bigger than you. The funniest comedians are in touch with their emotional level.


John Krasinski


#bigger #comedians #comes #emotional #emotional level

Canadian comedians are generally more well-rounded... They have to do a lot more. In order to have a career in this country, you have to do everything. And in the States you can narrow-cast, you can be just a sitcom performer or a stand-up comedian or a sketch performer.


Scott Thompson


#career #comedian #comedians #country #everything

I wanted to do - there was this film called 'Magic' that Anthony Hopkins did. And the director wanted me. The writer wanted me. Joe Levine said no, I don't want any comedians in this.


Gene Wilder


#anthony hopkins #any #called #comedians #did

The light. The light is so bright that all that remains is you and the darkness. You can feel the audience breathing. It's like holding a gun or standing on a precipice and knowing you must jump. It feels slow and fast. It's like dying and being born and fucking and crying. It's like falling in love and being utterly alone with God; you taste your own mouth and feel your own skin and I knew I was alive and I knew who I was and that that wasn't who I'd been up till then. I'd been so far away but I knew I was home.


Russell Brand


#performance #love

For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they're friends. We're the only ones that can really stand our type of humor.


Colin Quinn


#comedians #each #friendly #friends #humor

Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart.


Adrian Edmondson


#comedians #cooper #endearing #getting #like

I'm attracted to working with comedians because they don't have that stars' idea of what a hero should be. The downside is they're always addressing the camera too much.


Michel Gondry


#always #attracted #because #camera #comedians

The only one that got through was Jimmy Walker, because he plays the gas station attendant. I mean, there's nothing wrong with it, it's just that we were kind of purists at the time, and we didn't want any comedians.


David Zucker


#attendant #because #comedians #gas #gas station

Nothing is a joke with me. It just all comes out like one.


Lorrie Moore


#jokes #life #life






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