Allan Carr

A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They'll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it had a weird vibe, or the promoter promoted a weird atmosphere. ↗

— Allan Carr

#bad #blame #comedians #crowd #everything

I'm just generally hugely frustrated, I'm a very, very frustrated man. I'm just a ball of pent-up frustration. ↗

— Allan Carr

#frustrated #frustration #generally #hugely #i

I didn't really want to be a comedian. ↗

— Allan Carr

#i #really #want

I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare's rubbish. ↗

— Allan Carr

#i #i think #rubbish #shakespeare #think

I haven't really got much get up and go. I can't believe I'm on the telly. I'm so lazy. ↗

— Allan Carr

#get #go #got #haven #i

I like old people falling over, that's what makes me laugh. ↗

— Allan Carr

#i #laugh #like #makes #me

I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don't think I'm a celebrity myself. ↗

— Allan Carr

#because #celebrities #celebrity #excited #get

I think over there in Montreal they're a bit hardcore with the old homos. They're not that keen on them. ↗

— Allan Carr

#hardcore #i #i think #keen #montreal

I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about, and the lecturers thought I would be pretty good at stand-up, so I gave it a whirl. ↗

— Allan Carr

#arts #college #doing #gave #good

I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved. ↗

— Allan Carr

#behaved #hate #i #like #philip