Carl Reiner

A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water. ↗

— Carl Reiner

#find #freezing #i #like #lot

Lust is easy, Love is hard, Like is the most important. ↗

— Carl Reiner

#love

A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it. ↗

— Carl Reiner

#develop #either #fellow #funny #get

Comedians are really writers who don't have pens and pencils about them, but they riff. ↗

— Carl Reiner

#comedians #pencils #pens #really #riff

Everybody wants to laugh - you know that. They need to laugh... people need to laugh. ↗

— Carl Reiner

#know #laugh #need #people #wants

If you can get a laugh out of a name, you're ahead of the game. ↗

— Carl Reiner

#game #get #laugh #name #out

It's like a bird. If he knew what he was doing, he would fall. ↗

— Carl Reiner

#doing #fall #knew #like #would

The absolute truth is the thing that makes people laugh. ↗

— Carl Reiner

#absolute truth #laugh #makes #people #thing

I'm a charming coward; I fight with words. ↗

— Carl Reiner

#coward #fight #i #words