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There is no greater power than that of a laugh and happiness is a force which can save a person from the horrors of the world.


Hillary DePiano


#happiness #laughter #art

Above all, in comedy, and again and again since classical times, passages can be found in which the level of representation is interrupted by references to the spectators or to the fictive nature of the play.


Paul Watzlawick


#again #classical #comedy #fictive #found

Someone I've always admired is Catherine O'Hara... I think she's one of the best actresses in the country, not only comedy. I just think she's just a step aside from everybody, she's just wonderful.


Fred Willard


#always #aside #best #catherine #comedy

There are people who like just ordinary comedy fun, and making mistakes - which I do easily - and then there are people who like the falling over.


Norman Wisdom


#easily #falling #fun #i #i do

Did you slip in some cheese? Did it make you hate cheese, which you had previously loved? Why not sue a cheese-maker? Sue him for all the cheese he's got, drive him out of the cheese-making business! Did you burn your face with an iron? Why not sue Prometheus, the god that invented fire? Or an Iron Age chieftain, for having the temerity to popularise the metal.


Stewart Lee


#humour #age

And I must draft an advertisement for the Daily Prophet, too,' he added thoughtfully. 'We'll be needing a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.... Dear me, we do seem to run through them, don't we?


J.K. Rowling


#comedy #dumbledore #harry-potter #secrets #art

It's like a fairy tale. . . on crack!


Hillary DePiano


#fairy-tale #humor #art

Trina stared into her open kitchen cabinets. She was two and a half days into her pre-date-night ritual fast, and she was about to crack. Technically, she wasn’t going out on a date Saturday night, but Juliet was determined to have a man in her bed by the end of the evening. To be honest, Trina wasn’t really looking forward to tomorrow night’s manhunt. Sure, she was desperate for some hot monkey sex, but the thought of a one-night-stand was quickly losing its appeal. She wanted more than just plain, old sex. She wanted romance -- preferably with someone for whom she didn’t have to fast for three days to attract.


Lucie Simone


#hollywood #romance #romantic-comedy #dating

Ain't nothing going to eat you while Bubba's around." Caleb laughed. "They might toy with him for a bit but he won't let any past." Caleb to Nick. "Is something wrong?" Nick to Bubba "Nah... I just..." Bubba nervous. "Please, God, Bubba, tell me you're not about to ask me out, are you?" Nick to Bubba. Bubba made a rude sound at him. "Hell, nah. I'd date Mark first, provided he took a bath so I wouldn't have to fumigate my truck or store." "But," Bubba continued, "now that you mention it... that is what I wanted to ask you about." "Dating Mark? Really?" Nick to Bubba. 'Cause the kid with a brand-new license was such an expert on going out with others.


Sherrilyn Kenyon


#caleb-malphas #comedy #dating-advice #nick-gautier #dating

The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that confuses future archaeologists.


Yahtzee Croshaw


#black-humor #comedy #death #death






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