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Read through the most famous quotes by topic #computer




... we have created a man with not one brain but two. ... This new brain is intended to control the biological brain. ... The patient's biological brain is the peripheral terminal -- the only peripheral terminal -- for the new computer. ... And therefore the patient's biological brain, indeed his whole body, has become a terminal for the new computer. We have created a man who is one single, large, complex computer terminal. The patient is a read-out device for the new computer, and is helpless to control the readout as a TV screen is helpless to control the information presented on it. ↗


— Michael Crichton


#computers #science-fiction #science

Information wants to be free.' So goes the saying. Stewart Brand, the founder of the Whole Earth Catalog, seems to have said it first. I say that information doesn't deserve to be free. Cybernetic totalists love to think of the stuff as if it were alive and had its own ideas and ambitions. But what if information is inanimate? What if it's even less than inanimate, a mere artifact of human thought? What if only humans are real, and information is not? ... Information is alienated experience. ↗


— Jaron Lanier


#information #internet #technology #experience

Any idiot can put up a website. ↗


— Patricia Briggs


#humor #internet #humor

...if you aren't, at any given time, scandalized by code you wrote five or even three years ago, you're not learning anywhere near enough ↗


— Nick Black


#funny-but-true #funny

Ask not, what you must do for your computer. Fear instead, what your computer can do to you. ↗


— with apologies to John F. Kennedy


#disaster #humor #humor

Technology offers us a unique opportunity, though rarely welcome, to practice patience. ↗


— Allan Lokos


#cell-phones #compassion #computers #internet #art

Young Programmer (innocently): Why are we signing up for this death march project, boss? Boss (thundering righteously): Because, it will increase our corporate earnings per share by a full 3.14159 cents!! ↗


— Ed Yourdan Death March


#death

If behind popular fascination with Freudian theory there was a nervous, often guilty preoccupation with the self as sexual, behind increasing interest in computational interpretations of mind is an equally nervous preoccupation with the self as machine. ↗


— Sherry Turkle


#equality

Yet the possibility of information storage, beyond what men and governments ever had before, can make available at the touch of a button a man's total history (including remarks put on his record by his kindergarten teacher about his ability and character). And with the computer must be placed the modern scientific technical capability which exists for wholesale monitoring of telephone, cable, Telex and microwave transmissions which carry much of today's spoken and written communications. The combined use of the technical capability of listening in on all these forms of communications with the high-speed computer literally leaves no place to hide and little room for privacy. ↗


— Francis A. Schaeffer


#computer #government #privacy #communication

I spend a fair amount of time on my computer, but I don't hack into anything. I have to open the manual and follow instructions. ↗


— Jason Ritter


#anything #computer #fair #follow #hack






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