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You had to be into sport and, sad to say, I'm a traitor to my country because I don't have a sporting bone in my body.


Geoffrey Rush


#body #bone #country #had #i

Obamacare comes to more than two thousand pages of rules, mandates, taxes, fees, and fines that have no place in a free country.


Paul Ryan


#country #fees #fines #free #free country

He loved mountains, or he had loved the thought of them marching on the edge of stories brought from far away; but now he was borne down by the insupportable weight of Middle-earth. He longed to shut out the immensity in a quiet room by a fire.


J.R.R. Tolkien


#merry #mountains #vastness #love

I hired a counterfeiter the other day. I told him, “As for your salary, how much you make is really up to you.” I love a business model where the employee pays the employer.


Jarod Kintz


#business-model #cash #counterfeit #counterfeiter #currency

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.


George Burns


#busy #country #cutting #driving #hair

We're also the only country that has the Death Penalty. That's something to boast about, isn't it?


Tony Randall


#also #boast #country #death #death penalty

It’s hard to steal somebody’s shoes while they are wearing them and not have them notice. But that’s what politicians have done in this country. Not only that, but they replaced all our footwear with concrete boots.



Jarod Kintz


#country #freedom #liberty #politicians #politics

Whatever you are is all okay. I don't like you anyway.


Shel Silverstein


#change

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Town and Country Foods


#food

And beyond the timeless meadows and emerald pastures, the rabbit holes and moss-covered oak and rowan trees and the "slippy sloppy" houses of frogs, the woodland-scented wind rushed between the leaves and blew around the gray veil that dipped below the fells, swirling up in a mist, blurring the edges of the distant forest. (View from Windermere in the Lake District)


Susan Branch


#lake-district-travel #windermere #love






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