#crazy

and then I decided I was a lemon for a couple of weeks. ↗

— Douglas Adams

#ford #insanity #lemons #life

What I've learnt - to my cost - on several occasions in my life, is that people will put up with all manner of bad behaviour so long as you're giving them what they want. They'll laugh and get into it and enjoy the anecdotes and the craziness and the mayhem as long as you're going your job well, but the minute you're not, you're fucked. They'll wipe their hands of you without a second glance. ↗

— Russell Brand

#crazy #learning #life #work #life

If I was crazy, I'd throw the ball into the stands with the bases loaded. Now, that's crazy. If I was stupid, I'd throw the ball into center field with the bases loaded and a 3-2 count on the hitter. Now, that's stupid. ↗

— Joaquin Andujar

#bases #center #count #crazy #field

George smiles to himself, with entire self-satisfaction. Yes, I am crazy, he thinks. That is my secret; my strength. ↗

— Christopher Isherwood

#life #strength #life

I do really crazy things all the time, but I can't think of anything offhand. ↗

— Casper Van Dien

#crazy #i #i do #offhand #really

I also found it particularly encouraging that the decent people in his life were now outnumbering the crazy bitches ↗

— R.K. Lilley

#crazy #humor #james #life

Is that love, do you think?" he asks, sounding genuinely curious. "Being crazy about someone no matter how much they hurt you? ↗

— Stacey Jay

#hurt #love #love

I really like you better aimless and lost among people, a little crazy, oddball, not looking like yourself. So that I don't know you at all and the nearer I get to you the more you separate yourself from me-- I get dizzy trying to follow you and I have to work really hard-- and that's what I want! ↗

— Alia Mamdouh

#personality #truth #love

And maybe she had certain beliefs that if you love somebody, [you're] gonna like them too. And that isn't necessarily true. ↗

— Tori Amos

#scarlet-s-walk #love

I know that you know that I'm awesome, and that you know that I know that you're awesome! ↗

— Shreya Gunna

#besties #crazy #love #random-quote #love