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I believe it is important for comedians to know who came before them. ↗

— Shelley Berman

#believe #came #comedians #i #i believe

Since we enacted the PATRIOT Act almost three years ago, there has been tremendous public debate about its breadth and implications on due process and privacy. ↗

— Howard Berman

#act #ago #almost #been #breadth

She told me she had a note, somebody was sick. ↗

— Lizzie Andrew Borden

#me #note #she #sick #somebody

My first job was at a Chicago night club called Mr. Kelly's. ↗

— Shelley Berman

#chicago #club #first #job #kelly

The Steve Allen Sunday night show had the right to two options after my first performance. ↗

— Shelley Berman

#allen #first #had #night #options

Though it sold very well, I hated The Edge. ↗

— Shelley Berman

#hated #i #sold #though #very

A boxing workout is the heaviest thing, but it's the best. The worst part is that boxing gyms are the smelliest things in the universe. You have to lie down on the floor, where everyone has been sweating and spitting, and do 1,000 situps and push-ups. ↗

— Gael Garcia Bernal

#best #boxing #down #everyone #floor

We think that democracy can change a lot of things, but we're being fooled, because democracy is not the election. We've been taught that democracy is having elections. And it isn't. Elections are the most horrendous aspect of democracy. It's the most mundane, trivial, disappointing, dirty aspect. ↗

— Gael Garcia Bernal

#because #been #being #change #democracy

What does it tell you that applications for guns since the shooting are up 41 percent in Colorado, and that our cameras found about 50 people in line at one gun shop yesterday outside Denver? ↗

— Brian Williams

#applications #cameras #colorado #denver #does

I always laugh a lot when I see the dramas that I end up doing. I see myself behaving very seriously and I'm like, 'What is this?' ↗

— Gael Garcia Bernal

#behaving #doing #dramas #end #i