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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. ↗


— George Carlin


#bible #dawned #exam #final #get

Denmark is like a secret little place with its own special language. ↗


— Helena Christensen


#language #like #little #own #place

Kate is going to come back, she is going to be super-strong again. Everybody is going to want her again because she is that kind of person. She is very professional and beautiful and she is going to be around forever. ↗


— Helena Christensen


#around #back #beautiful #because #come

As my father used to tell me, the only true sign of success in life is being able to do for a living that which makes you happy. ↗


— Al Yankovic


#being #father #happy #life #living

Write about patriotism, about victory and defeat. Write about revolutions and rebels and prisoners and wars. About emotions, of love and hatred and disappointment and regret. Intangible love and uncolored hatred and heartbreaking disappointments and abysmal regrets. Write about the seven deadly sins, about stealth and murder and gluttony and greed. Don’t forget to write about saints and sinners all the same. Write the poor and the rich using the same words, make them equal for once. Write about mothers who lost their children, about those who never had to lose; I challenge you to tell me which hurts more. Write about darkness and light, about light in the dark and darkness in the light. Remember to write about lost friendships, about those who never found a shoulder when life shut its lights dim, or those who kept the secret to their sadness within. Be fair to them too. Remind the world of those who always had someone to love but not someone to love them back, craft their nights and dreams carefully. Don’t forget the writers, who keep promises with words and silence. Be subtle. Be warm. Remember heartbeats and heartbreaks. Remember everything, remember all, equally. And then let the world remind you: Words will never be fair to whatever you write. ↗


— Nema Al-Araby


#dreams #friendship #life #love #writing

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. ↗


— George Carlin


#belief #die #gets #goes #roof

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose. ↗


— George Carlin


#bookstore #defeat #i #me #purpose

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death. ↗


— George Carlin


#certain #church #completely #death #enough

Electricity is really just organized lightning. ↗


— George Carlin


#electricity #just #lightning #organized #really

May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. ↗


— George Carlin


#confused #evil #forces #house #may






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