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It's a real conflict for me when I go to a concert and find out somebody in the audience is a Republican or fundamental Christian. It can cloud my enjoyment. I'd rather not know. ↗

— Linda Ronstadt

#christian #cloud #concert #conflict #enjoyment

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#around #else #mean #really #you

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#depends #happens #how #life #more

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#dogs #fun #lot #out #owning

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#get #happen #happened #i #just

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#agree #already #believe #facts #generally

The federal government has sponsored research that has produced a tomato that is perfect in every respect, except that you can't eat it. We should make every effort to make sure this disease, often referred to as 'progress', doesn't spread. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#eat #effort #every #except #federal

Elephants and grandchildren never forget. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#forget #grandchildren #never #never forget

Obscenities... I think a lot of dumb people do it because they can't think of what they want to say and they're frustrated. A lot of smart people do it to pretend they aren't very smart - want to be just one of the boys. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#dumb #dumb people #frustrated #i #i think

Vegetarian - that's an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter. ↗

— Andy Rooney

#indian #lousy #meaning #old #vegetarian