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As a foreigner in London, I like that there are so many other foreigners. ↗

— David Sedaris

#foreigners #i #like #london #many

But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter. ↗

— David Sedaris

#i #never #pretended #reporter

I cry all the time when I watch 'Glee' because I don't know if it's satire or melodrama and that makes me feel like the writing is aware of itself, and that makes it OK to cry. ↗

— David Sedaris

#because #cry #feel #glee #i

The danger sensation is exciting. The challenge is to find new dangers. ↗

— Ayrton Senna

#danger #dangers #exciting #find #new

I guess my guilty pleasure would be listening to the British audio versions of the 'Harry Potter' books. ↗

— David Sedaris

#books #british #guess #guilty #guilty pleasure

I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who didn't get any laughs when they told their story. ↗

— David Sedaris

#dinner #get #i #just #laughs

I like nonfiction books about people with wretched lives. ↗

— David Sedaris

#books #i #like #lives #nonfiction

I meet people at book signings. My record now, for signing, is ten and a half hours in one sitting. ↗

— David Sedaris

#book signings #half #half hours #hours #i

I sometimes read books on my iPad. ↗

— David Sedaris

#i #ipad #read #sometimes

I started writing one afternoon when I was twenty, and ever since then I have written every day. At first I had to force myself. Then it became part of my identity, and I did it without thinking. ↗

— David Sedaris

#became #day #did #ever #every