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Dreams don't have deadlines. I'm thinking of doing bigger and better things and having more fun with it. ↗

— LL Cool J

#better things #bigger #deadlines #doing #dreams

I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing. ↗

— Eddie Izzard

#actor #because #becomes #bottom #bottom line

I try to keep performing as much as possible - I just like to. I used to take huge gaps off between gigs, now I just like to do stand-up gigs as much as I can. ↗

— Eddie Izzard

#gaps #gigs #huge #i #i can

I use a Bruce Lee technique: 'The way of no way.' He had the idea that he would learn everything, so that whoever he had to fight, he could improvise anything. The best way of starting a gig is just to not think of anything - to clear your mind, not in an empty Zen state, but more just to go on and see where you go. ↗

— Eddie Izzard

#best #best way #bruce #bruce lee #clear

I wanted to be less well-known in comedy. ↗

— Eddie Izzard

#i #less #wanted #well-known

I'd be happy to be taken as a woman - and that's what I was initially trying to do when I started throwing on dresses and stuff. But that wasn't going to happen because everyone kept calling me sir. So I thought I'd change the method and just start wearing what I wanted to wear. ↗

— Eddie Izzard

#because #calling #change #dresses #everyone

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan. ↗

— Eddie Izzard

#having #his #plan #similar #someone

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In spelling. ↗

— Eddie Izzard

#different #philosophy #religion #spelling #two

There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God? ↗

— Eddie Izzard

#god #growing #growing up #invent #life

Well, comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support. ↗

— Eddie Izzard

#comedy #great #support #weapon #well