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From: Christian Grey Subject: One more request Date: June 10, 2011 00:15 To: Anastasia Steele Dream of Me. x Christian Grey CEO, Grey Enterprise Holdings. Inc. ↗

— E.L. James

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Psychotics, say what you want about them, tend to make the first move. ↗

— David Foster Wallace

#humor #dating

Are you sure you want to go out with someone with that kind of history? ...He could have a psychotic break. I read that people get those when they're twenty-eight. ↗

— Maggie Stiefvater

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Mr. Cruncher... always spoke of the year of our Lord as Anna Dominoes: apparently under the impression that the Christian era dated from the invention of a popular game, by a lady who had bestowed her name upon it. ↗

— Charles Dickens

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Keep dating and you will become so sick, so badly crippled, so deformed, so emotionally warped and mentally defective that you will marry anybody. ↗

— Florence King

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I think it’s more like a shirt that says, ‘I’m going to have to end this date early so I can go prepare my Power Point presentation ↗

— Richelle Mead

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I'm not dating Balthazar. I'm pretend dating him. Which involves some not pretend hand-holding. And maybe some not pretend kissing. But it's all actually pretend, see? I groaned. My explanations were making my head hurt already. ↗

— Claudia Gray

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I think we're dating now" "Come on...I got you naked. You wore a damn corset. And don't get me started on the sponge bath afterward. ↗

— J.R. Ward

#butch #butch-vishous #jr-ward #dating

There are three ways you can get along with a girl: one, shut up and listen to what she has to say; two, tell her you like what she's wearing; and three, treat her to really good food...If you do all that and still don't get the results you want, better give up. ↗

— Haruki Murakami

#girls #dating

One day I’ll have my appointment with death, and every day I call out to God to see if I can reschedule for a later date.
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— Jarod Kintz

#god #dating