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#days

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One day. One damn day since I talked with Hayles. I've never been more happy for a Monday.


Becca Ann


#funny

Glen had a disability more disfiguring than a burn and more terrifying than cancer. Glen had been born on the day after Christmas. "My parents just combine my birthday with Christmas, that's all," he explained. But we knew this was a lie. Glen's parents just wrapped a couple of his Christmas presents in birthday-themed wrapping paper, stuck some candles in a supermarket cake, and had a dinner of Christmas leftovers.


Augusten Burroughs


#christmas #humor #humor

The nutcracker sits under the holiday tree, a guardian of childhood stories. Feed him walnuts and he will crack open a tale...


Vera Nazarian


#christmas #holiday #holidays #nutcracker #nuts

Well, to be honest I think I'm a better short story writer than a novelist. Novels I find very hard, hours and hours, weeks and weeks, of conscious thought - whereas short stories slip out painlessly in a few days.


Eric Brown


#conscious #conscious thought #days #few #find

The tension of opposites: Life is a series of pulls back and forth. You want to do one thing, but you are bound to do something else. Something hurts you, yet you know it shouldn't. You take certain things for granted, even when you know you should never take anything for granted. A tension of opposites, like a pull on a rubber band. And most of us live somewhere in the middle.


Morrie Schwartz


#tuesdays-with-morrie #life

To be ignorant of the lives of the most celebrated men of antiquity is to continue in a state of childhood all our days.


Plutarch


#celebrated #childhood #continue #days #ignorant

Gosh, all a kid has to do these days is spit straight and he gets forty-thousand dollars to sign.


Cy Young


#dollars #gets #gosh #kid #sign

In youth the days are short and the years are long. In old age the years are short and day's long.


Pope Paul VI


#day #days #long #old #old age

Nowadays, performers worry too much about how they look. They're not concerned about what they're really saying to their audience.


Gloria Trevi


#audience #concerned #how #look #much

What is the spirit of Christmas, you ask?  Let me give you the answer in a true story... On a cold day in December, feeling especially warm in my heart for no other reason than it was the holiday season, I walked through the store sporting a big grin on my face.  Though most people were far too busy going about their business to notice me, one elderly gentleman in a wheelchair brought his eyes up to meet mine as we neared each other traveling opposite directions.  He slowed in passing just long enough to speak to me. "Now that's a Christmas smile if I ever saw one," he said. My lips stretched to their limit in response, and I thanked him for the compliment.  Then we went our separate ways. But, as I thought about the man and how sweetly he'd touched me, I realized something simply wonderful!  In that brief, passing interaction we'd exchanged heartfelt gifts! And that, my friend, is the spirit of Christ~mas. 


Richelle E. Goodrich


#gifts #giving #holidays #richelle #richelle-goodrich






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