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#deer

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #deer




I often have deer on my property and there's a fox and owls. You're not going to see that in the city.


Billy Corgan


#deer #fox #going #i #often

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.


David Sedaris


#deer #possessions #funny

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself.


Ramakrishna


#deer #fabled #itself #over #scent

I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.


David Sedaris


#funny #guess #i #i love #just

Coming Home had been made before and Apocalypse Now and Deer Hunter, different kinds of movies.


Oliver Stone


#been #before #coming #coming home #deer

I spend most of hunting season at the ranch. We all love to hunt whitetails, and we have a pretty good supply in South Texas. I also love to hunt elk in Arizona, mule deer in Utah, and I've been to Canada to hunt caribou.


George Strait


#arizona #been #canada #deer #good

Well, the first and only time I went hunting, I shot a deer, and it mortified me. I just couldn't do it again. But I know a lot about guns, so I go to the gun range and stuff like that with friends sometimes.


Channing Tatum


#again #deer #first #friends #go

Tell me again was it love at first sight When I walked by and you caught my eye Didn't you know love could shine this bright? Well, smile because you're the deer in the headlights.


Owl City


#owl-city #love

Somehow, having a deer preside over the ceremony of a werewolf and a girl seems oddly appropriate.


Maggie Stiefvater


#funny #humor #marriage #funny

Stupid deer," I said, embarrassed about being startled. "We need a ladder." "I think they're easier to shoot with a rifle." "I'm not talking about the deer," I said, hitting Milo on the back of his shoulder. "We need a ladder to look over the wall." "Or a catapult," Milo said seriously.


Obert Skye


#deer #humorous #shooting #humor






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