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I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments.


David Letterman


#gentlemen #great #i #into #jokes

Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities.


C. S. Lewis


#eros #friendship #naked #personalities #will

I've always known that sporting people frequently suffer from joint problems because of the repeated strain they put on their bodies to get to the top. But somehow I never thought it would happen to me.


Carl Lewis


#because #bodies #frequently #get #happen

Postwar America was a very buttoned-up nation. Radio shows were run by censors, Presidents wore hats, ladies wore girdles. We came straight out of the blue - nobody was expecting anything like Martin and Lewis. A sexy guy and a monkey is how some people saw us.


Jerry Lewis


#anything #blue #came #censors #expecting

Studies indicate that most of young adults struggle to grasp even the most basic financial principles that will allow them to manage money and prepare for their future.


Ron Lewis


#basic #even #financial #future #grasp

Usually action films have a formula: good guy gets in trouble, his wife dies, friends have problems, so he goes to the mountain, learns martial arts, comes back, and kills the bad guy.


Jet Li


#action films #arts #back #bad #bad guy

Many things about our bodies would not seem to us so filthy and obscene if we did not have the idea of nobility in our heads.


Georg C. Lichtenberg


#bodies #did #filthy #heads #idea

I struggled with each of these studies and I was uncertain about what they meant, and often confused, and then I tried to put together what I was seeing.


Robert Jay Lifton


#confused #each #i #i tried #meant

Try to help others. Consult their weaknesses, relieve their maladies; strive to raise them up, and by so doing you will most effectually raise yourself up also.


Joseph Barber Lightfoot


#consult #doing #effectually #help #help others

Obama has offered no solutions; his Democratic majority in the Senate has failed to produce a budget in 1,200 days; and they have both obstructed the Republicans' proposed remedies.


David Limbaugh


#budget #days #democratic #failed #his






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