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#dinner

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To me, the perfect date consists of dinner, dancing, and sex with a girl who has no stomach or legs, but does have an overactive sex drive. ↗


— Jarod Kintz


#dinner #funny #humor #perfect-date #sex

We went to dinner and healed the wounds, at least to a certain degree. But I hope he understands the hurt he did to me. He put the boot into a pal and I don't think you should do that. ↗


— Ian St. John


#certain #certain degree #degree #did #dinner

I'm very low-key. I don't really blend in, so it's difficult to go out in public. I like to do things that are kind of quiet, whether it's a dinner at my house or a restaurant, or a movie night at home. ↗


— Dwayne Johnson


#difficult #dinner #go #home #house

Well, I haven't really anything to eat at home, I began, but then stopped, as I realised that a dreary revelation of the state of one's larder was hardly the way to respond to an invitation to dinner. ↗


— Barbara Pym


#home

This table is a pigeon trap. A dozen different forks and knives and spoons. Four different goblets. All of them just waiting to be knocked over or misapplied and mishandled. It’s a wonder anyone is ever tempted to eat. ↗


— Siri Mitchell


#humor #beauty

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay. ↗


— George S. Kaufman


#expect #face #her #i #invite

People always ask me, 'Why did your wife take that extra job?' What they don't know is that four out of five days a week she's going to be home having dinner with us by five o'clock. ↗


— Mark Consuelos


#ask #clock #days #did #dinner

I was at dinner with Gene Wilder and imitated Ethel Barrymore for everyone. ↗


— Dom DeLuise


#dinner #everyone #gene #i #imitated

Reagan didn't socialize with the press. He spent his evenings with Nancy, watching TV with dinner trays. But he knew that to transcend, you can't condescend. ↗


— Maureen Dowd


#evenings #his #knew #nancy #press

I grew up in a racially mixed neighborhood. So going over to friends' houses for dinner, their parents listened to Al Green and Luther Ingram. It was something that hit me early on, the feeling that came across. ↗


— Justin Townes Earle


#al #came #dinner #early #feeling






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