#dinner

To me, the perfect date consists of dinner, dancing, and sex with a girl who has no stomach or legs, but does have an overactive sex drive. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#dinner #funny #humor #perfect-date #sex

My kids say if there's any family dinner that doesn't result in somebody crying, it's not a good dinner. They cry because it helps relieve them of a guilt or some onerous emotional burden. It's like a family tradition. ↗

— William Shatner

#because #burden #cry #crying #dinner

There are still places to go, there are still dinners, there are still parties, and you can still get dressed up. That's part of having fun in fashion. ↗

— Christian Siriano

#dressed #fashion #fun #get #go

There is only one difference between a long life and a good dinner: that, in the dinner, the sweets come last. ↗

— Robert Louis Stevenson

#between #come #difference #dinner #good

I always think if you have to cook once, it should feed you twice. If you're going to make a big chicken and vegetable soup for lunch on Monday, you stick it in the refrigerator and it's also for Wednesday's dinner. ↗

— Curtis Stone

#always #big #chicken #cook #dinner

I'm quite old-fashioned. I like going out to dinner. You have the chance to talk to somebody and get to know them better. ↗

— Harry Styles

#chance #dinner #get #going #i

How can a society that exists on instant mashed potatoes, packaged cake mixes, frozen dinners, and instant cameras teach patience to its young? ↗

— Paul Sweeney

#cake #cameras #dinners #exists #frozen

Show me another pleasure like dinner which comes every day and lasts an hour. ↗

— Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

#comes #day #dinner #every #every day

I have gotten to a point in my life where I don't want to have dinner with someone I don't like. ↗

— John Frankenheimer

#gotten #i #life #like #my life

For a while, even in the house of good friends for dinner or for cocktails, they would really be upset. They thought I had single-handedly destroyed the best phone service in the world. ↗

— Harold H. Greene

#cocktails #destroyed #dinner #even #friends