#dog

In the fifties I had dreams about touching a naked woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about hot dogs chasing donuts through the Lincoln Tunnel. ↗

— Robert Klein

#bronze #chasing #dogs #donuts #dream

I think everyone roots for the underdog. ↗

— Johnny Knoxville

#i #i think #roots #think #underdog

Jealousy is a dog's bark which attracts thieves. ↗

— Karl Kraus

#attracts #bark #dog #thieves #which

I can't tell you how many hot dogs I've eaten in my life. ↗

— Shia LaBeouf

#eaten #hot #hot dogs #how #i

Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. ↗

— Milan Kundera

#discontent #dogs #evil #jealousy #know

To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace. ↗

— Milan Kundera

#back #boring #dog #doing #eden

Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's rear end every day. ↗

— Darrell Royal

#breaks #day #dog #end #every

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. ↗

— Rita Rudner

#cult #dogs #i #i wonder #members

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. ↗

— Rita Rudner

#begun #bought #cheaper #dog #feet

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. ↗

— Rita Rudner

#buy #carpet #child #decide #dog