#dog

It just seems like overkill when you already have a dagger and I have superpowerful magic at my disposal.” “‘Superpowerful?’”He stood up, a gold chain dangling from his fingers. “Let me remind you of two words, Mercer: Bad. Dog. ↗

— Rachel Hawkins

#bad-dog #funny #sophie #funny

Whatever its other limitations, the Big Apple and those who live there make room for their dogs and cats, take good care of them and abide by the rules made necessary by a huge population. ↗

— Nick Clooney

#apple #big #care #cats #dogs

My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I don’t get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#birthday #dog #dogs #funny #girlfriend

Are you a female dog?" "What?" Massie asked. "Why?" "Because you are acting like a real bitch! ↗

— Lisi Harrison

#clique #comebacks #dog #female #fun

The dogs did bark, the children screamed, Up flew the windows all; And every soul bawled out, Well done! As loud as he could bawl. ↗

— William Cowper

#children #could #did #dogs #done

Within 10 years it will be impossible to travel to the North Pole by dog team. There will be too much open water. ↗

— Will Steger

#dog #impossible #much #north #north pole

Four years in the White House and two presidential campaigns is an awful long time. In politics, every year in the White House is like dog years, six years off your life. ↗

— George Stephanopoulos

#campaigns #dog #every #four #house

You know, I got the third most uninsured district in the whole state of Texas, probably number nine in the whole country. As a Blue Dog, I'm also looking at the cost. So, I have got a very unique district. ↗

— Henry Cuellar

#blue #cost #country #district #dog

There's a saying. If you want someone to love you forever, buy a dog, feed it and keep it around. ↗

— Dick Dale

#around #buy #dog #feed #forever

I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. ↗

— Rodney Dangerfield

#dogs #family #found #i #looked