#dom

A brick could be used as a Sexual Orientation Device. But I don’t need it, because I know my sexual orientation—north!  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

People tend to complicate their own lives, as if living isn't complicated enough ↗

— Carlos Luiz Zafon

#experience #wisdom #experience

Jesus H. Christ on ice and Mary in the penalty box! ↗

— Rob Sheffield

#funny

Right now, I couldn't have cared less if someone had waltzed across the room in a large flower costume with a sign saying GET YOUR BLACK TULIPS HERE. Every nerve in my body was on man-alert, screaming, "incoming! ↗

— Lauren Willig

#funny-and-random #lauren-willig #spies #spy #funny

The freedom of the press works in such a way that there is not much freedom from it. ↗

— Grace Kelly

#freedom from #much #press #such #way

I enjoy being given a certain amount of freedom in order to interpret or to come up with stuff, but I do enjoy collaboration. I seek and thrive on projects where I am going to learn from the people I'm working with. ↗

— William Kempe

#amount #being #certain #collaboration #come

A brick could be used to keep your sandwich pressed down, so your meat doesn't spill out.  ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#brick-and-blanket-iq-test #brick-and-blanket-responses #brick-and-blanket-test #brick-and-blanket-uses #funny

Right or wrong. When you stand on a principle..you're never wrong. ↗

— Sandra Chami Kassis

#inspirational #inspirational-attitude #life #quotes-to-define-my-life #wisdom

It's better to be a lion for a day than a sheep all your life. ↗

— Elizabeth Kenny

#better #day #life #lion #sheep

Whether you live to be 50 or 100 makes no difference, if you made no difference in the world. ↗