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A brick could be used to enslave humanity. No wait, a brick can’t do that—but the Masons can. ↗
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I think I'm supposed to "take a sad song and make it better," but that's beyond my musical ability ↗
A brick could be used as a Blushometer. To find out how embarrassed you are, just measure you blushing cheeks against the rouge of a brick. ↗
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A brick could be used like a fleeglebeegle, which in turn could be used like a zoopkatofka, which itself could be used like a Wexlybexter Device (the one with the hand crank, not the one with the foot peddles). Gosh, I hope I clarified at least one thing for you. ↗
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A brick could be used as a cuddle partner. Just glue some fur on it and voila! It’s as good as snuggling with any dead animal you find on the side of the highway. (Which is getting rarer to find in this depression where everyone’s going hungry.) ↗
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A blanket could be used to sell two-legged tables to one-legged men. This very same blanket could also teach them some Latin—specifically the phrase “Caveat Emptor.” ↗
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A brick could be thrown, like a football, only instead of a wide receiver, I’d recommend sending out a politician to catch your pass. ↗
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