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A dragon has just flown over the tree-tops and lighted on the beach. Yes, I am afraid it is between us and the ship. And arrows are no use against dragons. And they're not at all afraid of fire." "With your Majesty's leave-" began Reepicheep. "No, Reepicheep," said the King very firmly, "you are not to attempt a single combat with it.


C.S. Lewis


#dragons

a book always keeps something of its owner between its pages.


Cornelia Funke


#dragons

Thats the spirit-one part brave,three parts fool.


Christopher Paolini


#christopher #dragon #eragon #paolini #young

Saphira waved her tail, the tip whistling loudly. "I'm not asking you to. However, if we attack first, we may gain the advantage." "Have you gone crazy? They'll..." Eragon's voice trailed off as he thought about it. "They won't be able to do a thing." "Exactly," said Saphira. "We can inflict lots of damage from a safe height." "Let's drop rocks on them!


Christopher Paolini


#eragon #humor #urgals #humor

You can't map a sense of humor. Anyway, what is a fantasy map but a space beyond which There Be Dragons? On the Discworld we know that There Be Dragons Everywhere. They might not all have scales and forked tongues, but they Be Here all right, grinning and jostling and trying to sell you souvenirs.


Terry Pratchett


#maps #humor

Now then," he mused, "how does one fly a dragon?


Nicole Sager


#dragons #humor #nicole-sager #humor

Fairy tales do not give the child his first idea of bogey. What fairy tales give the child is his first clear idea of the possible defeat of bogey. The baby has known the dragon intimately ever since he had an imagination. What the fairy tale provides for him is a St. George to kill the dragon.


G.K. Chesterton


#bogeyman #dragon #dragons #fairy-tales #inspirational

He was all over me like brown rice!


L'Poni Baldwin


#gay-dragons #humor #stereotypes #funny

Small men oft feel a need to prove their courage with unseemly boasts," he declared. "I doubt if he could kill a duck." Tyrion shrugged. "Fetch the duck.


George R.R. Martin


#courage #dance #dragons #duck #funny






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