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Sometimes I forget how much I like riding the bike." Most chicks do," I said. "Roar of the engine and so on." Murphy's blue eyes glittered with annoyance and anticipation. "Pig. You really enjoy dropping all women together in the same demographic, don't you?" It's not my fault all women like motorcycles, Murph. They're basically huge vibrators. With wheels.


Jim Butcher


#humor #karrin-murphy #women #humor

I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.


Jim Butcher


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Black Court vampires. I just shortened it some." Ebenezar tsked. "Blampires. That's the problem with you young people. Shortening all the words.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #humor

The wacky thing about those bad guys is that you can't count on them to be obvious. They forget to wax their mustaches and goatees, leave their horns at home, send their black hats to the dry cleaner's. They're funny like that.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #funny

I didn't know this before, but as it turns out, Tyrannosaurs can really haul ass.


Jim Butcher


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You’re playing the creepy vibe a little hard,” I said. “Might as well go for broke, put on a black top hat and pipe in some organ music.


Jim Butcher


#harry-dresden #humor #humor

Any time I’m not shooting my mouth off to a clichéd, two-bit creature of the night like you, it’s because I’m up to something.


Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

Yeah, but I forgot to take my George Orwell-shaped multivitamins along with my breakfast bowl of Big Brother Os this morning.


Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

Thank God for wisecracks.


Jim Butcher


#humor #humor

The best thing about my faerie godmother is that the creepy just keeps on coming.


Jim Butcher


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